ASK, IMAGINE, BELIEVE!
Mystical Powers
Lord, release the mystical powers of heaven….
- Stigmatize us! Lord I want a stiggy! Give me the five rich red rubies of the stigmata. I want a stiggy that glows! I want a stiggy that grows little golden lilies from my hands – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Levitate us! Lord, we want to float! Release ascension miracles! I want to float like Teresa of Ávila! I want to be so whacked up like the Gaper; the flying friar, St. Joseph of Cupertino. That I would just fly all around with my buddies! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Bilocate us! Lord, we want bilocation miracles! I want to show up in multiple places at once. Make many of me Lord! A clone army…of me! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Bitokate us! Lord, I want a double toke of your Spirit! A double portion of being whacked, all the time! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Elongate our bodies! Body enlongation miracles. Did you know you can supernaturally stretch? I do! Lord, make me strech supernaturally like a rubber man – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Incendium Amoris! The burning fire of love. Lord, heat me up so that I blow the thermometers out! Like Padre Pio and the saints of old, who sizzled when they drank their water! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- We want to talk to animals! Lord, I want to be like Francis of Assisi – Communicating with the wolves, communicating with the bears, communicating with the animals of the forest! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Preserve our bodies! We want to live for hundreds of years! Lord, supernatural incorruption of our bodies! Even when we die, Lord, let our corpuses not decompose for hundreds of years! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- We want to glow! We want to glow with the egixstrato: the shining glistening shekinah glory. Like the face of Moses, like the face of Jesus on the mount of transfiguration. Let fire burn from our bodies, scorch our clothes! We want to glow – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Lactation miracles! Lord, release the miracle of lactation from our bodies! As we nurse from the breast of heaven! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Creative miracles come! We want to see diamonds, gemstones, angel feathers, turn our water into wine – all kinds of crazy stuff! Lord, make it rain in the building. Lord, release money miracles in my pocket! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Incombustibility – Lord, I want to be like Christina the Astonishing who couldn’t even be burned by fire! Make us like the three Hebrew boys, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego; unable to be burned or harmed, whatsoever! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Make us invincible! – We want to be clothed in the Spirit of Might; so that bullets bounce off us and we can outrun a freight train! Lord, we know you can do it! You’ve done it before! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Translate us! Translate us in the spirit, we want to have heavenly encounters, we want to dance with the angels, we want to see the throne of heaven…Shing Ding Ding – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Transport us! Lord, let my body go with my sprit, I want to travel to heaven physically. I want to travel geographically; when I open up my door let me just step into Africa. – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Make us walk on water! We want to walk on the ocean, walk across rivers. Lord, Lord, Oh Jesus, we want to walk on water! – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
- Resurrection Power! Lord, we want to raise dead bodies, clear out morgues. Lord we want to raise dead bodies from a skeletal state! You’ve done it before – LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
